>>>>I think they removed part of my brain along with the prostate.... wait.... I didn't have a brain to begin with......
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>>>Wal-mart is having a sale on brains. I got mine there yesterday. But you better hurry, they're selling out fast!
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>>Never fails. I buy at regular price, then they go on sale. Not to mention the 90 day warranty period just ended, so I expect it'll start breaking down any time now.
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>OK... I think it's been years since the last time I wrote a joke here. Keep in mind that cops in our jokes aren't too bright (*)
>
>Cop (approaching a guy selling something from a shoe box): What are you doing here?
>Guy: Selling apple seeds.
>C: Apple seeds? Why would anyone buy that?
>G: Ah, but they are great, they immediately make you smarter.
>C: Really? Well, let's see... how much?
>G: $1 apiece.
>C: A bit steep... OK, gimme five.
>...eats...
>C: Hey, for $5 I could have bought four kilos of apples!
>G: See - it works!
>C: Right, it does... gimme five more.
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> (*) Q: so how many cop jokes are there?
>A: none. It's all true.

In our case this is told as a joke about a jew in a train selling fish (heiring)