>>OK... I think it's been years since the last time I wrote a joke here. Keep in mind that cops in our jokes aren't too bright (*)
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>>Cop (approaching a guy selling something from a shoe box): What are you doing here?
>>Guy: Selling apple seeds.
>>C: Apple seeds? Why would anyone buy that?
>>G: Ah, but they are great, they immediately make you smarter.
>>C: Really? Well, let's see... how much?
>>G: $1 apiece.
>>C: A bit steep... OK, gimme five.
>>...eats...
>>C: Hey, for $5 I could have bought four kilos of apples!
>>G: See - it works!
>>C: Right, it does... gimme five more.
>
>That gets a "g". but I 'm afraid I can't quite give it a(n) "lol".

Me too... I also may have been a cop in another life.