>In a similar vein, one of my faves is "I can't wait!". So what are your other choices?
>
>Or "if I were you, I would.....", really meaning, "If I were me, I would.....". Face it. If you were me, you'd be doing exactly what I'm doing.

Q: What would {insert dead celebrity here} do if she was alive today?

A: try to get out of the coffin