>>How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb ?
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>>One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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>How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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>One, and it is NOT FUNNY!
Two.
One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the nearest man square in the junk.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin
