I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?

Yeah, that was a good one....and how about Danny Noonan's girlfriend?

"I know why you're here...you came because of that girl...well, I'd put that idea right out of your head..she's been plucked more times than the rose of Rose of Tralee...biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!"