>and then there's Ty's take on Lacey: "You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."
>
>I was born to love you
>I was born to lick your face
>I was born to rub you
>but you were born to rub me first
>
>Yeah, that was a great date....
>
>And then...
>
>"You were in war?"
>"No..." (and then he hits himself in the rear end)..."homo"

The wisdom of Ty Webb:

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A doughnut without a hole, is a danish.
You don't have to go to college Danny. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia?
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.