>God? Are you listening? Please smite the NY Yankees.
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>I hate them. I REALLY REALLY hate them.
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>I hate them more than peas and beef stroghenoff (however you spell it) and Windows Vista and the Eagles combined.
>I hate them more than TV shows that show old naked men's asses, more than laptops that only come with 2 GB of memory, and even more than disco.
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>Please God, please smite them, so that my Phillies can win the World Series. I hate the Yankees....please God, please make it happen. I'll believe in you, if you just give me this one thing.
Kevin,
God asked me to relate the following message to you ( I belong to the tribe of Chosen People and therefore God only talks to us and our role is to convey messages to you, Non-Chosen People). God said that he really would like to but can't help you. There is too much on his plate right now. NFL is in the middle of the season. NBA is just starting as does NHL. Not to mention MLS. God feels that he is spreading himself too thin and therefore decided to drop the ball on the baseball. Sorry, he said.
"The creative process is nothing but a series of crises." Isaac Bashevis Singer
"My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all." Oscar Wilde
"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too." W.Somerset Maugham
