Reports are that Steinbrenner's health is really bad. Perhaps God is giving him one last thing to celebrate.

>God? Are you listening? Please smite the NY Yankees.
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>I hate them. I REALLY REALLY hate them.
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>I hate them more than peas and beef stroghenoff (however you spell it) and Windows Vista and the Eagles combined.
>I hate them more than TV shows that show old naked men's asses, more than laptops that only come with 2 GB of memory, and even more than disco.
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>Please God, please smite them, so that my Phillies can win the World Series. I hate the Yankees....please God, please make it happen. I'll believe in you, if you just give me this one thing.