>>>>Hot diggity!! What great news, Tommy. I'm sorry it made you hair fall out.
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>>>Hey!!! That's Funny!!............................. not!
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>>>Thanks!!!!
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>>We, the elderly key bashers society, have certain folicular standards to be met and you and I are part of that fine group. Wear it proudly. Soon I'll have you admitted to the next level where you will learn to fart proudly as well.
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>Can I join now????? My wife says I have that down pat!!!

You certainly may. I am a self taught past master. Welcome to the first degree, known as the the 'sneaker' phase. Practice the drop and walk method and remember your password which is to be spoken in a whisper. It is Phooooo.