Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord that the Phillies sweep
the next 2 games against the Yanks
and come back home as '09 World Champs
Please, oh dear great God, I'll do anything...I'll go to church...I'll worship the baby jesus....I'll even be nice to people I don't like...just let the Phillies win the next 2 games....please smite the Yankees...please bring plagues and sickness and locusts to the homes of A-Fraud and Sabathia and Jeter...
Please, God...please be a Phillies fan. If you can let Obama win an election, it's proof you'll allow anything. Please make it happen!