>Hows about a cowboy joke to end the week:
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> A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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>"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
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>"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of
>bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
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>I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #### out of all of you!"
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>St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
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>"Just a couple minutes ago . . ."

ROFL!