I get a lot of jokes from my mom every day. Mostly I don't even read them, but just delete them. I read this one and was glad I did. This is just too funny not to pass on:


Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the Chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old. 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy .

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy . The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch whiskey, the wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me.' 'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'