>But they already have this in the warranty agreement! You know, the part that says "Thou shall not abuse thy computer". BTW "abuse" is as defined by Apple. If you disagree, your legal department can slug it out with theirs.

I hope nobody knows I'm a heavy substance abuser. What I do to sugar and salt... keep them in the dark, in tight space from which they can't escape, absolutely no visits, no water, no walks. Doctor drops in occasionally but that's it.

I'm just lucky there's no warranty to worry about.