>This is how you cook a turkey, according to a class of second graders. Hilarious and sweet.
>
>http://www.triblocal.com/Round_Lake/Detail_View/view.html?type=stories&action=detail&sub_id=120146

ROFL
That guy is a programmer (or will be):

Matthew:
First you buy a turkey.
Than you thaw it.
Than you clean it.
Next you bake it for 1 our.
Than if you want to stuff it.
Last you eat it.
Your patience will be rewarded.

:-)


or even shorter:

Dylan:
First have grand Pa bring the turkey.
Next throw it in the oven for 27 minutes.
Then you take it out to cool.
Finally you eat the turkey.