>What does tiger have in common with a baby seal?
>--both have been clubbed by a Norwegian...

Correction, Elin is Swedish.

>Why did Mickelson call Elin?
>--He wanted to know how to beat Tiger.....
>
>>I wondered how long these would take!
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>>One:
>>Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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>>Two:
>>What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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>>Three:
>>Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
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>>Four:
>>What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
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>>Five:
>>Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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>>Six:
>>Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
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>>Seven:
>>This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
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>>Eight:
>>Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
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>>Nine:
>>After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
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>>Ten:
>>Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife