Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY&feature=player_embedded

Tiger Woods Wife Outrun
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

>Now they're flooding in...
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>Tiger and I play a lot alike...drive 75 yards and hit a tree.
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>If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it's time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.
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>What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
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>What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows. (Or he will pretty soon when he slits his wealth)
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>Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.
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>Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
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>Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.
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>Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
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>What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
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>Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
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>Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
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>Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
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>What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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>>What does tiger have in common with a baby seal?
>>--both have been clubbed by a Norwegian...
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>>Why did Mickelson call Elin?
>>--He wanted to know how to beat Tiger.....
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>>>I wondered how long these would take!
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>>>One:
>>>Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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>>>Two:
>>>What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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>>>Three:
>>>Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
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>>>Four:
>>>What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
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>>>Five:
>>>Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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>>>Six:
>>>Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
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>>>Seven:
>>>This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
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>>>Eight:
>>>Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
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>>>Nine:
>>>After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
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>>>Ten:
>>>Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

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