>>>>>I am a poor, old and lonely pensioner. As you may have heard over the years pensioners cannot afford many things, so when I receive snow directly from the sky, I appreciate the gift. Well, to make a long story short, someone has been sneaking over to my place after I go to bed and when no one is looking, they have been stealing my snow from my driveway. I want the perpetrator to know that the snow belongs to me. It is not their snow to do with as they please. If I see an extra snowman in a yard, I may be stopping by to ask a few questions of the owner of the seasonal edifice. As you know, at this time of year snow may be easily concealed as it matches the personal snow in other people's yards and driveways, so my snow may be in plain view, but not recognized by the untrained eye. Be vigilant or you may be lucky enough to also lose your snow. Whomever you may be, Thank you. :)
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>>>>>Grady McCue
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>>>>Wonderful crime :o)
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>>>Yes it is nice to wake up to that nice surprise. This is really a letter to the editor that I sent in to our small town paper.
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>>Easily solved.
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>>Every night before bed. relieve yourself on your snow. In the morning just look for the yellow snowmen
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>Now, that's what I call a brilliant solution :)

We always told the children "Don't eat the yellow snow."