Were the batteries included?

Needed plenty of batteries and band-aids - I spliced the hell out of two fingers trying to put together some of her toys. Toys at her age that require assembling should come with safety gloves and a few free beers for frustrated dads.

I made it seven months without dropping an f-bomb in front of Katy, but she finally heard daddy slip into the verbal vernacular.

Next year, Katy gets savings bonds and gift certificates