>>Bad news. They want us get out our shoes and force us walk with socks at dirty floors because of you at airports. I'm afraid of they will force us get off our underpants next.
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>If young Arab men keep flying with bombs in them, maybe they will. Thanks, guys.
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>Good thing they haven't mastered the art of lighting a match, LOL. (Yeah, I know, this stuff is supposed to be hard to light, according to newspaper reports).

I have jokingly referred to the screening process at the airports as the proctology exam for several years. So much for humor....