Well, you have to give the guy credit for one thing. He could be living a heck of a lot more excessively than he is. Unless living in a cave with probably a roll of toilet paper hanging on a stick is your idea of luxury.
Now before anyone flames me, I would love to see his head on a pike as much as the next guy. Just saying he does not have the material things most rich people have.
>heh - good one. Osama Bin Laden has 300 million bucks, 30+ wives and hates American's for their "excessive lifestyle"... riiiiight.
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>>"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
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>>1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
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>>2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
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>>3. You have more wives than teeth.
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>>4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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>>5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
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>>6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
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>>7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
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>>8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
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>>9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
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>>10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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