I'm gonna turn 45 in 2 weeks:

My heart valve ain't what it used to be
I've got a bad back
I average 3-4 headaches a week, and have ADHD (oh, wow, there's a college game on TV right now)



but that ain't my worst problem -

Katy has discovered her vocal chords....and loves to shriek....and has destroyed my hearing. I'm gonna be deaf in two weeks!!!