>>I'm gonna turn 45 in 2 weeks:
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>>My heart valve ain't what it used to be
>>I've got a bad back
>>I average 3-4 headaches a week, and have ADHD (oh, wow, there's a college game on TV right now)
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>>but that ain't my worst problem -
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>>Katy has discovered her vocal chords....and loves to shriek....and has destroyed my hearing. I'm gonna be deaf in two weeks!!!
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>It'll pass.
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>3-4 headaches a week doesn't sound good. Has this been going on for a long time?

I remember my daughter hitting that special note that only kids under six can master. :) The army should turn it into a weapon.