You meet your match ! :))

Your reply could have NOT, and should have NOT be taken any other way then what it was!
(Which is harmless joke.)
And no drink should be needed to cast or consume this as joke.

Srdjan, I was joking, and I think she knew it.

Besides, I would never spend a dime on a name that exhibited Apple marketing (well, maybe I'd make an exception for an I-Brazilian) :)