This reminds me of the two boys who argued. One had more or less orange hair, and the other had no hair. "So you came too late when God distributed the hair, did you?" "No, but I was late and he only had orange hair left. Given that choice, I decided to live without any hair at all"

If I were a ginger-kid, I'd go bald as well.

My best friend says that I could pass for Ruger Hauer's brother (when Rutger had a beard). I don't see the resemblance at all, but he swears it. (maybe he has a thing for me...or maybe he has a thing for Rutger Hauer...or maybe he'd like to see us all together...who knows)