>>>"Creation and craft" -- such a nice way of saying he wasn't the coach.
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>>>I just found out that Self wears a rug - there goes my man-love...
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>>Better a rug than a combover ;-) I truly do not get those. Do the guys who do it truly have no concept how little they are fooling anyone? Michael Jordan may have had the right idea -- when the natural carpet slips past the point of no return, start shaving your head.
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>Yeah, but then you have to shave your head all the time! I prefer the buzz-cut. That seems to be good for about 2 months.

About the same here. I don't keep to a haircut schedule but every other month is about the average.

As Saul Bellow himself once wrote, some days it's more the hands on your head you want than the haircut.