Ran across this this morning and found it hilarious

http://www.wine-economics.org/journal/content/Volume2/number2/Full%20Texts/richardquandt.pdf

Warning: liberal use of the word bull****

If the following quote (of a quote) isn't a sign of the times, I don't know what does!

“...Well, the thing about life is, it gets weird. People are always talking ya about truth. Everybody
always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or somethin’, and they got a
supply in the closet. But what you learn, as you get older, is there ain’t no truth. All
there is is bull****, pardon my vulgarity here. Layers of it. One layer of bull**** on
top of another. And what you do in life when you get older is, you pick the layer of
bull**** that you prefer and that’s your bull****, so to speak.”