On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his
highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to
find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by
the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in
the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him
for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.