I'm taking tomorrow off so my contribution to the Friday Funnies comes a day early. Have a great weekend all!

A Bottle of Merlot
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A man asked a waiter to take an unlabeled bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She coolly stared at the wine for a few seconds, not looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always as they seem: That bottle is the latest offering from my winery. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . I have over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts and portfolios. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'