>>>Believe it or not, the Chicago archdiocese still has an exorcist on the staff.
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>>>I heard a rumor that he once requested two cold ones for after the service - and later two altar-boys were found, rear-end naked, sitting in 2 feet of snow.
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>>http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/11/2010-03-11_holy_sees_chief_exorcist_about_abuse_charges_in_catholic_church_satan_is_at_work.html
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>From today's paper! Those exorcists, they're always in the news ;-)

Ahh yes - another bible-thumping nut-job on the loose. No wonder the catholic church never reports their pervert baby-raper priests - the devil made them do it!!! What a bunch of weirdos.