>>Paying the bills and opening other official looking mail from the past week, I just got a smile from this one. It is from the U.S. Census Bureau and warmly addressed to "TO RESIDENT AT...." Wait, it gets better. This is not the new census form, which I have read will be much less time consuming than earlier ones. No, this is just a heads up. Here is the beginning:
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>>"Dear Resident:
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About one week from now, you will receive a 2010 Census form in the mail. When you receive your form, please fill it out and mail it in promptly."
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>>And then more like that, with many translations on the lower half of the page. The part that amuses me is that no response is requested or needed, just letting me know something will be up about one week from now. A herald of sorts.
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>>The less amusing part is that presumably one of these letters went to every household in the United States. I wonder what the postage added up to?
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>Another attempt to keep the U.S. postal service solvent... :o)
And probably cheaper than the Superbowl ad that alerted people to the letter telling them there was a letter coming.
Of course, I still believe Big Government can spend my money more wisely than I can.
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
