I wasn't expecting this thread to immediately become a joke. Sometimes it's difficult to tell online when someone is joking or not and I wasn't expecting it so it flew right by me (although you could've owned up to it the first time I asked if your post was meant as a joke or not) :o)

I'm sorry..shoulda sayd it wuz a joke to begin with. Guess I ain't as smart as all of u. :)

With me, it's simple...if it's college basketball or Hayden P. or SQL Server or turning the govt of Tehran into a parking lot, I'm serious.

All else, c'mon, you know me by now. :)