>Wasn't there a story about an optometrist from Alaska making quite a spectacle of himself by accidentally falling into a lens-grinding machine. Fortunately it wasn't as it seemed and he was safe, perhaps because he was an optical Aleutian?
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>Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
>The chickens are ready to eat. Are we talking of pre-cooked chickens ready to be fed?

A book can be a best seller, just like the store clerk can.