A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt.. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier'? The nun replied, 'He went that way...'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to Iraq .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls...I don't want to go to Iraq either
Have a great weekend all!
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin