I am as drunk as a lord.

It's been a long time since I was drunk. I am still working on it and still going to meetings. It never seems to go away.

An unexpected email from a woman I loved more than anyone ever must have set me off. She was gone completely, then she emailed me at work.

No one likes to talk to a drunk so I will shut up.

Normally your mother and I would lecture you on this...but given how trashed I plan to get tonight....