Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay....
Back in about Grade 7, we would tell our female classmates "You're pretty...........ugly/smelly/nasty" etc. They got wise to us yanking their chains after a while, so then we switched to saying "You're pretty..........." and walking away. Talk about getting their brains working overtime ;-) We did that too...in Grade 3....were were ahead of the pack.
Of course, being this handsome has drawbacks. And if I could think of one, I'd let you know.