Some countries have already named their squads for the 2010 World Cup

Brazil

Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

Serbia

Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch


Russia

Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Ufuckov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov
Romania
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
Denmark
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

Italy

Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi

Mexico

San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi- Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
Holland
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova
Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke, and the young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

Germany

KUNTS
KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS

SUBS:

KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS