I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. that I called the suicide hotline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

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