>A day in the life of a Mississippi boy.

Great story!
I laughed so hard I cried.

My wife read it, punctuated with "Oh My!" "Oh No!" "Oh My God!"

I asked her why all little boys did not get into such trouble.

"Because they know better?"
NO

"Because they are afraid of punishment?"
NO

"Because they don't have access to the raw materials for such mayhem?"
YES!