>I thought you thought it was the mob and Cubans who took out JFK?
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>Don't get me started about someone trying to take out Obama, as our friend Mr. Kuhn put it so eloquently the other day. I am convinced someone will at least try. Every time I pop online for a news checkup I half expect it to be there.

We have an old joke about a guy who drops by the kiosk (the cigarette shop on the street, where pedestrians go by, like in a real city with people on the streets), takes the latest issue, takes a brief look at the front page and puts it back. Every day so, for a number of years. Finally one day the seller says "Why are you doing this? You don't even read it, surely don't buy it, and how much can you get from looking at it for two seconds? What are you looking at?". "Just keeping an eye on the obituary." "But the obituary is never on the front page!" "The one I'm waiting for will be".