Another loving wife gets to heaven; her husband had died a few years earlier. When she meets him, she is overjoyed, and exclaims, "Oh, now we will be together for all eternity!" Her husband replies, "Now, wait a minute... The contract stated very clearly, 'until Death departs us'".
>A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in
>bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She
>finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a glass of
>whiskey in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
>just staring at the wall.
> ...
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
