You know how teams will have promo events, like..."first 5,000 fans under the age of 18 receive an autographed baseball, etc."
Well, tonight, in Philly, it's Taser night.
First 500 fans to run out onto the field will get a free Taser, courtesy of the Philly police commish.
Personally, I think they should have tasered that 17 year old a few more times, to teach him a lesson.