The scold I remember the best is when you claimed I deliberately change my posts as soon as you've read them, to annoy you. Most forums do not permit editing of posts, once the user clicks SEND. But my point is that you have deliberately done it, and we both know it.
I did fly approximately over your house on Friday, but I swear I didn't look at your screen. I was testing out some of my 500 gram mortar racks on Friday, I guess the crackling tails and mushroom clouds didn't reach your flying altitude.