>>US Prepares for Largest Battle in Afghanistan...
>>http://abcnews.go.com/International/Afghanistan/battle-kandahar-heart-taliban-country/story?id=10729732
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>>NKorea bracing, severing all ties with South....
>>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37329506/ns/world_news-asiapacific/
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>>New Chinese aggression..
>>http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0a97c53a-681a-11df-a52f-00144feab49a.html
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>>Israel drill raises tensions...
>>http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/141e4ba4-6817-11df-a52f-00144feab49a.html
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>>(got those 4 from drugereport)
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>>...not to mention what the wacko leading Iran is up too. Personally I think N Korea is the one to watch closely.
>
>Okay everybody . . . . helmets and gas masks on, then over to the grocery store for more noodles before Jake finds out.

??? I must admit, I'm missing the joke. Am I causing a run on noodles?