A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apart-
ment and find a man holding a 5-iron in his hands, standing
over the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club?"

"Yes. Yes, I did," the man, answers. He stifles a sob, drops
the club and puts his hands on his head.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five...maybe six ...put me down for a five."