>Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario.... and park themselves on a bar stool.
>
>One of them says to the landlord, "Don't mind us.... we're joined at the hip.
>I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers... draft please."
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>The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
> "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
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>"We are off to England next month," says John.
>"We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"
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>Jim agrees.
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>"Ah, England!' says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
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>"Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. "Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim?
>And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
>
>"So why keep going to England?" asks the landlord.
>
>"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

LOL