Well, that is just weird!

>>13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

>I admit I suffer from locker room rage. Why, when there are 200 lockers available, does someone take the one right next to mine? I come out of the shower and have to sit beside the moron who decided to pick the only locker in the place that guarantees male bonding of a form I'd rather do without. Happened to me again just this morning.