>My neighbor told me a nasty dog poo story yesterday, but I'll spare you from that. It made even me feel sick to my stomach.
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>Thanks for sparing me. :)
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>I can watch slasher movie after slasher movie and eat with no problem...but tell me a simple story about certain subjects and I'm ready to hurl.
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>True story: I once fainted while watching a diabetic friend prick her finger to check her blood sugar level.

As my son was being born and my wife was in back labor and I was holding her trying to calm her down, the doctor comes in ready to give her an epidural - HOLY 5HIT!!!! - I hate any needles and out they come with this monstrous impaler!

That was all for me - they had to help me out of the room before I hit the floor.