>My neighbor told me a nasty dog poo story yesterday, but I'll spare you from that. It made even me feel sick to my stomach.
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>Thanks for sparing me. :)
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>I can watch slasher movie after slasher movie and eat with no problem...but tell me a simple story about certain subjects and I'm ready to hurl.
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>True story: I once fainted while watching a diabetic friend prick her finger to check her blood sugar level.

You've never rodded a blocked sewage pipe then. Its funny, in industrial quantities its not too offensive .