>By the time you read through this you will understand 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'
>
>
>The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ...
>
>Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
>
>Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
>
>Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
>
>Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
>
>
>Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
>
>Guest: ".....What??"
>
>Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?"
>
>Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."
>
>Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"
>
>Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
>
>Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"
>
>Guest: "What?"
>
>Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"
>
>Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
>
>RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???"
>
>Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn
>toes'
>means."
>
>RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
>botter?"
>
>Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
>Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
>
>RoomService: "We botter?"
>
>Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
>
>RoomService: "Wad?!?"
>
>Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
>
>RoomService: "Copy?"
>
>Guest: "Excuse me?"
>
>
>RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
>
>Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
>
>RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we
>botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
>
>Guest: "Whatever you say."
>
>RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
>
>
>Guest: "You're welcome"
>
>Remember I said "By the time you read through this you will understand
>'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'
>......and you do, don't you?!!!
Thanks, Denis. Tat iz gowan.
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