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>Certainly puts the L in "horse-lover".
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>The really amazing thing is they still have this statute on the books in SC
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>Vereen, 50, was first charged with trespassing, but police added a buggery charge after watching the surveillance tape.
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>( my more modern usage of the term applies it to the writing of error-filled code <bg> )

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>Wiiillllbbbbuuuurrrrrr!!!!!
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>Wonder if he told the horse to stomp once for yes and twice for no... :)
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>Also, I believe in the 2nd X-Files movie, Scully talked about Father Tim "buggering" 30 altar boys :)


Merlin could enlarge his invention (described below) to help stomp this out...
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King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing
him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather
large hole in the most obvious place.

"This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How
is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"

"Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out
wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the
gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade
came down and cut it neatly in two.

"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch. "Now I can leave,
knowing that my Queen is fully protected."

After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his
Quest.

Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he
assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their
trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.

Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in
some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad.

"Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur. "My one and only true knight! Only
you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to
grant you? Name it and it is yours!"

But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.
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Don't Tread on Me

Overthrow the federal government NOW!
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